Math Calculator Jokes

And if our calculations are correct these funny math jokes are some of the smartest and easiest to remember examples of math humor out there.

Math calculator tiger. The owner replied get out you will ruin my business. 1 calculus student what happened to your girlfriend that really cute calculus student she is no longer my girlfriend. A calculator she wantedthe natural rhythm of my log she got.

Use the social buttons to share this laugh today. Kurt and megan a blonde were bored in math class and one day when they decided to play the calculator game. We did our best to bring you only the best jokes about calculus.

These math jokes and puns are split into beginner and intermediate levels so you can find the right corny math joke for your audience. Everyone likes to laugh at other peoples inability with numbers. Its easy to tell jokes and have friends chuckle at school the office and birthday parties.

1 calculator joke what did the calculator say to the math student. The goal is to see who can get to the highest number while the math teacher is talking. 357 out of 5.

Math jokes to go. Math stands for mental abuse to humans. Funny jokester works great on smart phones and tablets.

2 little johnny and his math homework little johnny was doing. The first order 1 glass the second half glass the third a third of a glass the 4th a quarter of a glass and so on. Applying for a job there are three people applying for the same job.

Laugh at 67 really funny math jokes. Solve your own problems. A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

You can count on me. However 45 of people consider themselves bad at math every twentieth member of the population hates decimals 1 out of 5 people cant do mental arithmetic and 310 cant do fractions without a calculator. My girlfriends the square root of 100.

We did our best to bring you only the best jokes about mathematics. Here are some of the best hilarious calculator jokes another math joke but you need a background of calculus. Im sure many people reading this remember it its the one where you enter 1 1 into your calculator and continue pressing the sign.

Laugh at 30 really funny calculus jokes.